Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Fairytales.

Who will you choose, if you have the choice.

Chuck Bass
Playboy, Rich, Famous, Changing for the Better.


Louis Grimaldi
Prince of France, Rich, Caring.


Dan Humphrey
Writer, Smart, Very Helpful.


Nate Archibald
Good Nature, Full of Integrity, Naive, Rich.

For me, I'll choose Sean O'Pry!


Sorry i didn't blog yesterday, no time. . hahaha no la, just got hooked onto this show, which is quite ridiculous the fact that it's chinese. yesterday didn't do much, all i did was use comp watch tv eat sleep breathe bathe. confirm fat one. somemore i ate at night. -.- okay, enough of yesterday's thing, lets talk about today.

Woke up at 8 plus. so nice to receive a text from you. went to the mirror and realized that my eyes, had triple eyelids. very nice. all my brother's fault. go and make a hole in my tweety bird's leg, make me cry like siao. i get very attached to my toys. then today wake up, eyes like shit. moving on, went to watch that chinese show, ive only watched 13 episodes. then watched gossip girl!



I swear, Blair is so poor thing! Because she loves chuck, however because of that car accident, blair lost the baby in her womb, and chuck was going to die. So she went to church and prayed, "Dear God, if you ever exist, please dont let chuck die, youve taken my baby, please dont take chuck away from me, i'd do anything, i vow to keep my engagement with Louis." and then suddenly the nurse ran to her and said chuck wishes to see her. And Blair told Chuck, "Even if we can't be together, I will never stop loving you." omg, so touching, make me tear. And then, Blair started going to church to seek help and stuff, but she kept going with Dan, secretly, so everyone thinks she's having an affair with Dan. -.- poor blair.

Blair's life: Love Chuck, Marry Louis & People think she's having an affair with Dan. very. nice.


I mean, isn't it so sad, if you can't marry the person you love? It's like you're spending your whole life with someone you don't love, it's like a waste. And then Serena told Blair, ''God doesn't punish people for being in love." I hope that's true, otherwise, I can't go to heaven. ):

btw, Jenna Marbles, if fucking Hilarious, watch this:
What Disney Movies Taught Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rT28Z0xM88&ob=av3e


''First of all, you should wear something that is completely inappropriate for a 16 year old, say for example, Ariel, the little mermaid, she's walking around, or swimming around, in a fucking seashell bra all the time, all the time! the fuck!? I wasn't even allowed to wear a two piece bathing suit until like about, college.''


''Jasmine's permanently in a halloween genie outfit, skank. Well, maybe it's not evident in their costume, you just know, that their whores.''


''Snow White has 7 Male dwarf 'friends' right.''


''Cinderella, she's a blonde, so she's a whore.''


''Belle, she's french, so she's a whore. I mean can we talk about the fact that fucking Belle, theoretically had sex with an animal? Does everyone just ignore that?''


''Rapunzel, those are fucking hair extensions.''


''Cinderella or Belle or somebody, ties their hair with a ribbon. Have you ever tried to tie your hair with a ribbon? Yea, good fucking luck with that.''


''Ariel made me like heart broken that I wasn't a ginger. First of all honey, where are your freckles? It is genetically impossible for you to not have freckles in that colour hair. Second of all, nobody is born with fire engine fucking red hair. You are not fooling anybody.''


''Jasmine's got a ponytail the size of a fucking tree trunk.''


''Pocahontas has perfect looking hair all the time, and she doesn't have a fucking hairbrush. where's your hairbrush?''


''Disney movies also taught me that animals should be my friends, pets, but also my servants. Ariel's got fucking Sebastian and Flounder, but she makes them do shit for her. She's a bitch!''


''Don't even get me started on Cinderella, do you know how many times I've stood in my room singing all around to myself saying, ''hey who wants to sew my dress? shit, fucking washing my back with sponge. where are all my mice to fucking do my laundry and shit? fucking go to the store for me.'' ''


''Jasmine's got Raja, you know and all Raja is good for is just sitting there, going to blow his brains out from listening to that bitch fucking complain nonstop.''


''I mean, even Aladin, he's got a magic carpet, and Abu, who has to fucking like, what does Abu do? I feel horrible for him though, Abu just wants to be like live life and be a monkey, and yet you're forcing him to wear this stupid outfit, and be your fucking monkey servant.''

''They also told me that I should have a healthy fear of old people, ugly people and fat people, because they're all gonna fuck your life up.''


''Ursula, old, fat, ugly.''


''Jafar, old, ugly.''


''Scar, old, ugly.''


''Cinderella's stepmum, old, ugly.''


''The fucking bitch lady who turns herself into a witch or some shit in sleeping beauty, old, ugly.''
(Maleficent.)


''They also taught me that my main goal in life is to find my fucking prince, and marry him, the end.'' like, how many princes are there on earth for like 4 billion women to marry? you've got to be fucking kidding me.

Prince William (Wales)
ALT

Prince Harry (Wales)
ALT

Prince Sheikh (Dubai)
ALT

Prince Azim (Brunei)
ALT

Prince Carl Phillip (Sweden)
ALT

Prince Andrea (Monaco, OMGOMGOMG, I WANT THIS PRINCE, MONACO, FRANCE LEA.)


Prince Wenzeslaus (Liechtenstein)


Prince Phillippos (Greece)
ALT

Prince Amedeo (Belgium)


Prince Felix (Luxembourg)


Prince Pierre (Monaco, I PREFER ANDREA.)


Prince Mutaib (Saudi Arabia)
5 Most Handsome Men in the world

Heh, I want to marry Prince Andrea Casiraghi of Monaco.

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