Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Cruising.


Shit this! I am officially travel sick. angmokio>rafflesplace>angmokio>cityhall>habourfront>serangoon>tanjongpagar>chinatown>angmokio.
ok so went to work (roydon shsshshhshh, thanks!) then after work went to angmokio to buy a puma jacket for my holiday trip~

went to cityhall to meet edward to jalan jalan, wait for his friend pang gang. then went down to vivo to meet reuben to jalan jalan also. very long never go to vivo ready! then reuben told me what joanna said about roydon and i behind our backs. . . so this message is to Joanna Solomon:

Joanna, i'm gonna say this is a sophisticated way, because i will not lower my standards for you anymore. It's time you know that Roydon and I are just being nice, the fact that we don't like fat people. Blimp and bovine you are, cadaverous you will never be. Your atramentous tone is an abomination to one's eyes. That atrocious stench your body induces can never be compared to that of a mastodon's dung. Your disposition techniques to refine your beefcake, as ridiculous as it sounds, actually backfires. Instead, it fabricates an appalling exhibit of your subsided acumen. Not being racist or anything, but to give you some information on yourself. You're a bitch, an ugly one.

there, said it. ok so after that, went to nex at serangoon to walk pass yunxin's shop. hahahaha! then, went to tanjong pagar to go to reuben mother's shop. Then went to chinatown to have dinner. and then came home! waaaaaaa, mad tired. OK NOW I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE CRAZY THINGS I DID TODAY!

#1. I thought Australia was below Africa.

#2. I called Qing Dynasty empresses and concubines ugly. seriously, they're fat and ugly. the emperor must be blind.

#3. I kept poking eyes of pictures of parrots.

#4. I said I want flat boobs. 

#5. I said I hate the cat below my block.

#6. I tahaned a fart in the train cabin.

#7. Broke the hanger while holding a chanel dress.

#8. Went to popular to buy an 80cents notebook.

#9. Told someone my real age and they were like OMG.

#10. Dress like an adult, don't know how many people i've lied to. 

#11. Put sea salt on my hands.

#12. Ate 4 meals.

ok, that's enough la hor? i'm sure you don't wanna know more. hahahahaha! bye!

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